Episode 10: Merry Little Christmas
Aired 12/12/06
House limps into the hospital on a snowy day. The Christmas decorations
in the lobby do not warm his icy heart. Neither does the sight of
Wilson and Tritter waiting for him. Wilson explains that he worked
out a deal after he told Tritter that he didnt write the prescriptions.
The D.A. is offering House two months in a rehab facility in exchange
for a guilty plea. House coldly tells them to get out of his office.
Tritter says that he only has three days to make a decision.
House barges in on Cuddy as she is seeing a clinic patient, who
is a 15-year old dwarf named Abigail. The mother of the girl, Maddy,
is equally diminutive. House demands his pills from Cuddy and offers
to take the case in exchange. He rudely assumes that it is relatively
simple because the girl has a popped lung. Maddy notes that both
she and her daughter have Cartilage-Hair Hypoplasia. House grabs
the case file, again asks for his pills and retreats to the office
to find his team.
The team would rather talk about Wilsons deal with Tritter,
and they think House should take it. House moves on to the unexplained
lung collapse and anemia. Realizing that many dwarves have compromised
immune systems, rendering most tests inapplicable, House schedules
a gallium scan.
Cameron explains to Abigail that gallium is a radioactive isotope
that will travel through her veins. Any bright spots that show up
could indicate infection. While Cameron is setting up the test,
House and the mother continually fire jabs at each other. Maddy
gives just as good as shes getting. House is quite amused
and intrigued by this little firebrand.
Cuddy upbraids Wilson for making a deal with Tritter without consulting
her first. He knows that House will never take any deal. Wilson
suggests they stop Houses Vicodin supply. When the pain becomes
unbearable, offer him pills in exchange for taking the deal. Cuddy
worries about the effect Houses detoxing with have on his
patient.
The gallium scan on Abigail shows nothing. Although House thinks
the liver scans out, every part of the girls body is glowing
brightly in the scan except for the liver. Why? Cuddy rips into
the office and announces that House is off the case. Furthermore,
his treatment privileges have been revoked until he accepts Tritters
deal. Shes also cutting off his Vicodin and taking over Abigails
case herself. Her first order of business is an MRI of Abigails
lungs. The team exits and House warns Cuddy that shes going
to come to him begging with help on the case long before he comes
to her begging for pills.
The MRI is clean, but Abigail begins vomiting blood during the
test. House was right about the girls liver failing. The team
will perform a liver biopsy in search of cirrhosis, hepatoma or
other causes. Foreman sneaks word to House that his thoughts on
the liver were accurate in the hopes that House will point him in
the right direction. House offers him one theory in exchange for
Foreman jimmying open one drawer for him. If that drawer just happens
to be where Cuddy is hiding Vicodin, so be it. As Foreman works
to pick the lock, House explains that the problem Abigail has is
global. It started in the liver but will spread in short order.
He should focus on the pancreas. House eagerly opens the drawer,
but theres no Vicodin inside.
Cuddy returns with the results on the test that Foreman ordered.
It was negative. Cuddy and Wilson are quite aware that Foreman was
led in this direction by House. The liver biopsy indicated severe
duct inflammation, so its time to turn their attention back
to the liver.
House sits in an examination room at a 24-hour clinic. He claims
he had a fall and Princeton-Plainsboro discharged him with directions
to a clinic. The clinic doctor offers some pain medication and House
invents various reasons that different prescriptions wont
work to steer the doctor toward Vicodin. However, the clinic isnt
allowed to prescribe opiates to new patients. Enraged, House rails
that gabapentin -- the doctors original drug recommendation
-- is for nerve damage. Realizing that House is a medical professional,
the clinic doctor calls security. House shuffles out.
Foreman and Wilson prepare Abigail for her next liver test, but
she falls unconscious. Checking her airway, Foreman notes that her
breath smells fruity. Wilson recognizes diabetic ketoacidosis. Abigails
pancreas is failing, as House had predicted. Grasping for answers,
Cuddy orders an LP for lymphoma as well as an antibody test for
lupus.
Cameron sneaks off to Houses apartment to talk about Abigail.
When he opens the door, Cameron is shocked that hes in such
bad shape. Noticing a cut on his arm, she forces her way in. She
cleans the cuts and sees that each is straight. House cut himself
on purpose because it releases endorphins and endorphins relieve
pain. House asks if Abigail has been sick lately, then suggests
Stills disease.
When Cameron returns to the hospital, Cuddy asks what House said.
She is the one who sent Cameron to him. Her report of Stills
disease is disappointing because it is virtually unable to be confirmed.
Cuddy asks how he is doing. When Cameron pointedly says they can
trust his judgment, Cuddy orders the treatment.
House ambles into the hospital and asks Wilson for a prescription
to help stop the vomiting from detox. Wilson advises him to go into
rehab, where he can get the drug. House checks the case file that
Wilson left behind, then barges into a room where Wilson is consoling
an elderly widow whose husband just died. House makes a racket about
being strung out and still able to come up with a better diagnosis
than Wilson. The widow begs him to leave and he heads out. Wilson
realizes that House couldve made this scene anyway. He searches
Houses pocket and finds a bottle of oxycodone that House stole
from the dead mans bedside. Wilson asks House if hes
sure that he doesnt have a drug problem. In shame for once,
House limps out.
Cuddy tells Wilson that Abigail is responding to treatment and
that Houses diagnosis was correct. Wilson is despondent that
he never even considered Stills disease. Later, Wilson sees
Tritter. He argues that drug addicts hurt people, but House saves
lives and makes right decisions that nobody else could ever make.
Wilson wont testify against him. Tritter threatens that, based
on previous statements, Wilson will be sent to jail. His refusal
to testify wont protect House, either.
Cameron is called to Abigails room when the girl starts bleeding
from her mouth and ears. House heads to the hospital pharmacy to
pick up a prescription. The pharmacist points out that its
for Dr. Wilson. House claims hes picking it up as a favor,
badgering the pharmacist into handing over the pills. Drugs in hand,
House retreats to a lonely stairwell and immediately pops some pills.
Abigail is on the verge of a multi-system failure and the doctors
have no idea why. Cuddy tracks down House in the hospital cafeteria
and tells him that the diagnosis was not Stills disease. They
are desperate for answers, so she offers him pills in exchange for
a look at the case. Yet he is acting loopy enough to alert Cameron
to the fact that he found some pills already. Ignoring Cuddy and
talking to a young girl in the cafeteria, House has an epiphany.
They need to x-ray Abigails leg.
The leg is more than fine. It has normal growth plates, which should
be impossible in a dwarf. Wilson is still trying to figure out how
House got his hands on more pills. Barreling ahead, House explains
that they all assumed Abigail was a dwarf because her mother is
one. Because Abigail doesnt have the skeletal structure of
a dwarf, she clearly has a growth problem caused by a pituitary
issue. The only thing that connects pituitary problems with the
lungs, liver and pancreas is Langerhans cell histiocytosis, which
is a group of idiopathic disorders. The doctors hunches about
cancer or autoimmune issues were both somewhat correct.
Popping a few more pills, House explains the issue to Abigail and
her mother. With some chemotherapy, the removal of Abigails
granuloma and a round of growth hormone pills, Abigail will begin
to grow to a normal size.
That night is Christmas Eve. House sits at home, staring at a pill
bottle. He picks up the phone and leaves a message to his parents,
wishing them a Merry Christmas. Then he hangs up and downs more
pills before chugging a glass of whiskey. On Christmas morning,
Wilson comes by and finds House face down on the floor in a puddle
of vomit. Next to him is the prescription bottle that House stole
from the pharmacy. Wilson recognizes the name of his dead patient
on the label of the empty bottle.
Later that afternoon, having scraped himself off the floor, House
swings by Tritters office to take him up on his offer. Yet
the deal is now off the table. Tritter has found some new evidence
and no longer needs Wilson to bring down House. Tritter saw the
pharmacy log and noticed that Wilsons dead patient picked
up his oxycodone. House realizes that he is in serious trouble.
- From Fox.com
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